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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2016 10:34:27 GMT
Maybe i should eat the 8 ton's of spinach you have all the time  Eat spinach as much as you want but NO absolutely NO sprouts or Budweiser. ............ Now that is a Life Top Tip. |
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Post by lulworthgas on Jan 8, 2016 10:34:54 GMT
Wasn't "rapid fire" your nickname with the Wrens? Heh I married a WREN , and she out ranked me at the time.  Is wren the old fashioned name for split arse? |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2016 10:37:07 GMT
Heh I married a WREN , and she out ranked me at the time. Is wren the old fashioned name for split arse? and I've been holding back, trying to be polite ! |
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Post by Thatslife on Jan 8, 2016 10:40:02 GMT
Heh I married a WREN , and she out ranked me at the time. Is wren the old fashioned name for split arse? Are you serious? (yes it was many years ago) but I wouldn't admit to ever using it.  |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 8, 2016 10:45:15 GMT
Wasn't "rapid fire" your nickname with the Wrens? Heh I married a WREN , and she out ranked me at the time. They all out rank us once we are married mate. Sorry Nobby, didn't see you'd already said that! |
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Post by Gashead73 on Jan 8, 2016 10:49:46 GMT
Plenty on them south of the river if you like "red Meat"  In all honesty, and to the best of my limited knowledge, I don't think I have ever swapped body fluids with any such creature from south of the river *shudder*. I did once to a South Bristol girl tbh, she was a dirty little minx too.... I shudder when I think about!!! |
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Post by Gashead73 on Jan 8, 2016 10:53:15 GMT
I will never forget the first words she said to me as we were leaving Ritzys Nightclub on Baldwin Street.....
" Well' are you gonna xxxx I, or what"
So I obliged!!!!
Funny what beer does to you on a night out
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2016 10:57:16 GMT
I will never forget the first words she said to me as we were leaving Ritzys Nightclub on Baldwin Street..... " Well' are you gonna xxxx I, or what" So I obliged!!!! Funny what beer does to you on a night out Ah Ritzys.......a trapping paradise. "I'll never forget the smell of her sweat when she opened her armpits, It wasn't the grass that tickled her arse but my little finger, magic moments.........." |
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Post by lulworthgas on Jan 8, 2016 11:16:49 GMT
Is wren the old fashioned name for split arse? Are you serious? (yes it was many years ago) but I wouldn't admit to ever using it. More than your jobs worth these days to use terms like that!! All about equality, apart from when it comes to fitness, paternity leave and days off for a sore tummy. Then men are suddenly less equal!! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2016 11:21:07 GMT
Are you serious? (yes it was many years ago) but I wouldn't admit to ever using it. More than your jobs worth these days to use terms like that!! All about equality, apart from when it comes to fitness, paternity leave and days off for a sore tummy. Then men are suddenly less equal!! The other term used was 'lumpy jumpers', but I suppose that is now banned as well! |
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Post by baggins on Jan 8, 2016 11:30:04 GMT
More than your jobs worth these days to use terms like that!! All about equality, apart from when it comes to fitness, paternity leave and days off for a sore tummy. Then men are suddenly less equal!! The other term used was 'lumpy jumpers', but I suppose that is now banned as well! Better than lumpy knickers. |
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Post by lulworthgas on Jan 8, 2016 11:31:16 GMT
More than your jobs worth these days to use terms like that!! All about equality, apart from when it comes to fitness, paternity leave and days off for a sore tummy. Then men are suddenly less equal!! The other term used was 'lumpy jumpers', but I suppose that is now banned as well! We had a REME bird a few years back. Affectinatley known as drip tray. She was a good girl! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2016 11:35:25 GMT
The other term used was 'lumpy jumpers', but I suppose that is now banned as well! We had a REME bird a few years back. Affectinatley known as drip tray. She was a good girl! I bet we could start a new thread on nicknames. I knew someone called Thrush....because he was an 'irratating Special lady garden'. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 8, 2016 11:40:45 GMT
We had a REME bird a few years back. Affectinatley known as drip tray. She was a good girl! I bet we could start a new thread on nicknames. I knew someone called Thrush....because he was an 'irratating Special lady garden'. I knew someone..... Right. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2016 11:48:59 GMT
I bet we could start a new thread on nicknames. I knew someone called Thrush....because he was an 'irratating Special lady garden'. I knew someone..... Right. Once again I was trying to be polite, as I'm pretty sure Baggins would get upset if his nickname was revealed to all and sundry. ** oops, that should have been a PM ** |
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Post by baggins on Jan 8, 2016 11:52:40 GMT
I knew someone..... Right. Once again I was trying to be polite, as I'm pretty sure Baggins would get upset if his nickname was revealed to all and sundry. ** oops, that should have been a PM ** For crying out loud! |
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Post by gasoline on Jan 8, 2016 11:55:01 GMT
In all honesty, and to the best of my limited knowledge, I don't think I have ever swapped body fluids with any such creature from south of the river *shudder*. I did once to a South Bristol girl tbh, she was a dirty little minx too.... I shudder when I think about!!! Clicked onto this thread to see the latest (usually made up) update on the (imaginary) takeover and read down to this... Refreshing light relief on a Friday! |
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Post by baggins on Jan 8, 2016 11:59:06 GMT
I did once to a South Bristol girl tbh, she was a dirty little minx too.... I shudder when I think about!!! Clicked onto this thread to see the latest (usually made up) update on the (imaginary) takeover and read down to this... Refreshing light relief on a Friday! Don't say light relief when Nobby's about. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2016 12:00:52 GMT
Clicked onto this thread to see the latest (usually made up) update on the (imaginary) takeover and read down to this... Refreshing light relief on a Friday! Don't say light relief when Nobby's about. I always like a happy ending. |
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Post by baggins on Jan 8, 2016 12:12:57 GMT
Don't say light relief when Nobby's about. I always like a happy ending. In sickness and in health. |
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