Farting

[gasheadowen]

Sorry to the mods who might kick off about this but it's Christmas so hopefully you'll go easy on me.

I'm a 35 year old bloke and in a 30+ year career of farting, genuinely think I've achieved a personal best. I've not eaten anything that would see this one coming but honestly it's great.

Literally smells of BBQ ribs, but it has so many layers of flavour, a michelin starred chef would struggle to create it. The Mrs has moved into the spare room but I'm dutch ovening myself and posting on a Rovers forum

[yattongas]

Hic 🥃

[popuppirate]

I suppose it is gas related

[oldie]

Clearly a suitable case for treatment

[Gasshole]

You probably need to thank the Brussel sprouts.
TBH I’m surprised the SAG didn’t close down the Thatchers End for the Boxing day game.

[clockendgas]

Think it's been a very windy week across the whole country.

[SleepyGas]

"It's 7:45 and I can smell gassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss"

(Please no sprout/meat farts in the Thatchers End tonight though!)