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Post by socrates on Jan 14, 2020 18:24:39 GMT
Beef stew and dumplings , a bottle of Shiraz and a night on here for me.
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 14, 2020 18:26:05 GMT
FFs guys i'm trying ta eat ma tea.
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Post by gregsy on Jan 14, 2020 18:31:58 GMT
Mate, don't let your cholesterol count get too low....
The average Scotsman needs about 200g of lard just to get to the place that sells buckfast, and then there's a risk of energy lapse carrying that stuff home....
Take care....
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 14, 2020 18:40:59 GMT
Mate, don't let your cholesterol count get too low.... The average Scotsman needs about 200g of lard just to get to the place that sells buckfast, and then there's a risk of energy lapse carrying that stuff home.... Take care.... Thanks for th advice pal, appreciated.
But its ma sister whos th calorie expert. Las week we went out for dinner with mum an she said she didn't want pasta as she would get too bloated, so instead she eventually went for................... macaroni an cheese !  |
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Post by Midsomer Murderer on Jan 14, 2020 18:43:42 GMT
Beef stew and dumplings , a bottle of Shiraz and a night on here for me. just a bottle of pinotage and may be a couple of desperados if we win ~ and a crate if we lose |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jan 14, 2020 18:50:29 GMT
Mate, don't let your cholesterol count get too low.... The average Scotsman needs about 200g of lard just to get to the place that sells buckfast, and then there's a risk of energy lapse carrying that stuff home.... Take care.... Thanks for th advice pal, appreciated.
But its ma sister whos th calorie expert. Las week we went out for dinner with mum an she said she didn't want pasta as she would get too bloated, so instead she eventually went for................... macaroni an cheese ! Tell her to get her pizza cut into 4 slices instead of 8. No one can eat 8 slices. |
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Post by Midsomer Murderer on Jan 14, 2020 18:59:15 GMT
Tonights culinary delight . . . . .
looks better than that horses knob or whatever you had the other night |
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 14, 2020 19:03:33 GMT
Tonights culinary delight . . . . .
looks better than that horses knob or whatever you had the other night Thanks ,i'll take that as a compliment, it was Ox Tail btw and was banging.
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Post by Midsomer Murderer on Jan 14, 2020 19:05:18 GMT
looks better than that horses knob or whatever you had the other night Thanks ,i'll take that as a compliment, it was Ox Tail btw and was banging.
you sure it was it's tail ? sure I saw a pair of bollox in the pot |
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 14, 2020 19:10:02 GMT
Thanks for th advice pal, appreciated.
But its ma sister whos th calorie expert. Las week we went out for dinner with mum an she said she didn't want pasta as she would get too bloated, so instead she eventually went for................... macaroni an cheese ! Tell her to get her pizza cut into 4 slices instead of 8. No one can eat 8 slices. She'd believe you.
Earlier we was chatting an she genuinely thinks Albinos come from Albania. |
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 14, 2020 19:46:45 GMT
Tell her to get her pizza cut into 4 slices instead of 8. No one can eat 8 slices. She'd believe you.
Earlier we was chatting an she genuinely thinks Albinos come from Albania. The Albanian ones are browner, something to do with the temperate climate |
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Post by Gasshole on Jan 14, 2020 19:47:48 GMT
What’s for Desert Jock ? ![]() |
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 14, 2020 19:55:57 GMT
A tube o Salt n Vinegar Pringles an a Toffee Crisp pal  |
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 15, 2020 17:54:26 GMT
Just got home, Steak night! Banging.
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Post by Marshy on Jan 15, 2020 17:57:11 GMT
Just got home, Steak night! Banging. Get the hoover out Jock and the you can have a steak & blow job night. :legendary: |
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Post by bornagain04 on Jan 15, 2020 18:04:46 GMT
Seriously lost my appetite, so I’m going for a bowl of porridge and honey 😟 but enjoy your steak.
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 15, 2020 18:10:45 GMT
Just got home, Steak night! Banging. Get the hoover out Jock and the you can have a steak & blow job night. :legendary: Behave yerself. I refuse ta stick my boaby in something called Henry. |
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Post by Marshy on Jan 15, 2020 18:12:35 GMT
Get the hoover out Jock and the you can have a steak & blow job night. :legendary: Behave yerself. I refuse ta stick my boaby in something called Henry. Yes fair point. |
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 15, 2020 18:15:35 GMT
Sweet Baby Jesus!
No sauce, no sides. Sealed, roasted, an a bit of butter an mustard melted ta finish th lady off.
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Post by Antonio Fargas on Jan 15, 2020 18:17:40 GMT
Get the hoover out Jock and the you can have a steak & blow job night. :legendary: Behave yerself. I refuse ta stick my boaby in something called Henry. Being from Glasgow, you can just remove the r and the y. |
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