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Post by aghast on Jan 12, 2020 21:00:12 GMT
25 minutes in, brownin off lovely . . . . .
What the hell is that thing bottom right? Is it dead yet? |
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 12, 2020 21:07:58 GMT
25 minutes in, brownin off lovely . . . . .
What the hell is that thing bottom right? Is it dead yet? Ha ha, yes pal an we all enjoyed it although it is layin a bit heavy.
Its been a good day, my mum just gave me a massive hug thankin me an my sister for a crackin day, she was tipsy an so emotional. I dont think she could believe i'd sit thru 5 hours of Barry Manilow, ELO an Th Greatest Fucckin Showman soundtrack - Twice!!
You know what, you canna beat seein yer ol maw happy.
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Post by turdburger on Jan 12, 2020 21:17:29 GMT
25 minutes in, brownin off lovely . . . . .
What the hell is that thing bottom right? Is it dead yet? looks like an anus. although i hope mine doesnt look like that |
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 13, 2020 19:07:26 GMT
Fish supper tonite, nae sauce, nae chips just fish n salt n vinegar.
Fucckin Baller.
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Post by Midsomer Murderer on Jan 13, 2020 20:36:55 GMT
Fish supper tonite, nae sauce, nae chips just fish n salt n vinegar.
Fucckin Baller.
so back to your sister, she happy ? |
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Post by barumgas on Jan 13, 2020 20:45:57 GMT
What!! No chips!! Yuck
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Post by clockendgas on Jan 13, 2020 21:01:46 GMT
so back to your sister, she happy ?
Pal, She started talking about her work during the ad break at 8 oclock an just came up for air a couple of minutes ago. Not a single stop i yell you. She tells me her pal an husband were trying ta get pregnant with no luck, so they are going ta try that uvf treatment !!!!!
My response? Oh! 
I could literally make a whole thread of the cr@p that comes oot her gob pal.
Uvf treatment? Not shagged by some bloke in a balaclava |
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 13, 2020 21:06:52 GMT
Pal, She started talking about her work during the ad break at 8 oclock an just came up for air a couple of minutes ago. Not a single stop i yell you. She tells me her pal an husband were trying ta get pregnant with no luck, so they are going ta try that uvf treatment !!!!!
My response? Oh!
I could literally make a whole thread of the cr@p that comes oot her gob pal.
Uvf treatment? Not shagged by some bloke in a balaclava Exactly, hope their protestants!
Pal, two mins ago, this is what i gotta put up with . . . . .
Her: "Can yous get that spider?" Me: "FFS, Ok, ok, I'll get th hoover" Her: "I don't want you ta kill it, can you not trap it in a glass?" Me: "It's in th corner of th fucckin ceiling, can't get a glass over it, it's going in th hoover or you deal with it" Her: "Ok, but leave th hoover on for a few minutes after you've sucked it up" Me: "WHAT th fuccck .... WHY?" Her: "To make sure it's dead" Me: "Hold on, you just said you didn't want me ta kill it a few secs ago" Her: "Yes, but I don't want it crawling out th hoover all watered off with us". |
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Post by bumble on Jan 13, 2020 21:21:36 GMT
Given all the angst and tension on here, people should read through the Legendary spider thread - might cheer a few people up.
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Post by Midsomer Murderer on Jan 13, 2020 21:28:41 GMT
so back to your sister, she happy ?
Pal, She started talking about her work during the ad break at 8 oclock an just came up for air a couple of minutes ago. Not a single stop i yell you. She tells me her pal an husband were trying ta get pregnant with no luck, so they are going ta try that uvf treatment !!!!!
My response? Oh!
I could literally make a whole thread of the cr@p that comes oot her gob pal.
Happy to donate a few tadpoles mate |
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 13, 2020 22:07:04 GMT
Pal, She started talking about her work during the ad break at 8 oclock an just came up for air a couple of minutes ago. Not a single stop i yell you. She tells me her pal an husband were trying ta get pregnant with no luck, so they are going ta try that uvf treatment !!!!!
My response? Oh!
I could literally make a whole thread of the cr@p that comes oot her gob pal.
Happy to donate a few tadpoles mate She wouldn't understand that one pal, no kidding during a power cut a few years back she came downstairs an said, "how come th toilet is still flushing?" |
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Post by socrates on Jan 13, 2020 23:40:28 GMT
Happy to donate a few tadpoles mate She wouldn't understand that one pal, no kidding during a power cut a few years back she came downstairs an said, "how come th toilet is still flushing?" 😂 |
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Post by mariobalotelli on Jan 14, 2020 9:35:30 GMT
This has the potential to be the first legendary thread in years
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Post by Marshy on Jan 14, 2020 9:38:50 GMT
This has the potential to be the first legendary thread in years It’s more interesting and educational than the fruit market thread. |
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Post by baggins on Jan 14, 2020 12:11:49 GMT
This has the potential to be the first legendary thread in years It’s more interesting and educational than the fruit market thread. Hugo's blanket is more interesting and educational than the fruit market thread. |
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Post by Marshy on Jan 14, 2020 12:39:27 GMT
It’s more interesting and educational than the fruit market thread. Hugo's blanket is more interesting and educational than the fruit market thread. That depends what’s under it?  |
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Post by baggins on Jan 14, 2020 13:00:41 GMT
Hugo's blanket is more interesting and educational than the fruit market thread. That depends what’s under it? Hugo. |
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Post by Big Jock on Jan 14, 2020 18:20:26 GMT
Tonights culinary delight . . . . .
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Post by socrates on Jan 14, 2020 18:23:33 GMT
Tonights culinary delight . . . . .
Looks like you got a rock cake and left a concrete block on it overnight. |
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Post by gregsy on Jan 14, 2020 18:23:34 GMT
Well, it looks edible on the outside.... Now get the knife out jock, we want to see the filling....
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