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Post by Hugh Jarsole on Jul 17, 2021 10:08:23 GMT
Dear ask Jock Friends and I have questioned which one of these is correct etiquette when wiping ones arse. A. "The Napkin" Neatly folding the paper into a rough square thereby quadrupling the three ply paper B. "The Scrunch" a bundle of paper in a very rough ball to help get into this nooks and cranies C. (and my personal favourite) "The boxing glove" Maximum amount of paper, Maximum wipeage, Minimum risk of accidental contact. Or is there a 4th option that we haven't considered? I await your response with anticipation None o th above pal, we is environmentalists up here, it’s th ‘finger’, make a hole in one sheet o loo paper, scoop any sh1te with yer finger thoroughly then hold paper tight ta yer finger an pull up to clean your finger. Saves time, money an trees. Try it an thank me later 👍 I believe this is called "the paratrooper" Not a fan myself but I am aware of this method. Thank you for your quick response, more questions to come |
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Post by Gasshole on Jul 17, 2021 10:10:55 GMT
Ma sister left some of her kebab meat las night, so made this 👍  Looks cooked, reeling here. |
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Post by Hugh Jarsole on Jul 17, 2021 10:47:28 GMT
Dear ask Jock
If you were to put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room which would win?
Yours faithfully
Hugh
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Post by baggins on Jul 17, 2021 10:50:16 GMT
Ma sister left some of her kebab meat las night, so made this 👍 Sisters kebab meat? No-one? |
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Post by Gasshole on Jul 17, 2021 10:58:02 GMT
One day, no one will talk about Jock’s runny eggs.
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 17, 2021 11:06:41 GMT
Ok , let’s settle this, which one folks? 🍳 For me it’s Over Easy (not flipped) or Sunny Side Up 👍  |
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Post by baggins on Jul 17, 2021 11:08:16 GMT
Ok , let’s settle this, which one folks? 🍳 For me it’s Over Easy (not flipped) or Sunny Side Up 👍 Over medium not flipped for me. |
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Post by baggins on Jul 17, 2021 11:09:08 GMT
Ok , let’s settle this, which one folks? 🍳 For me it’s Over Easy (not flipped) or Sunny Side Up 👍 over easy here Flipped or not? |
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Post by Hugh Jarsole on Jul 17, 2021 11:09:32 GMT
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 17, 2021 11:11:03 GMT
How th f**k did you reply to a post that doesn’t exist 😂 |
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 17, 2021 11:23:07 GMT
Question guys-
how come I can pick up a tiny bit o paper off th carpet in 1 second but if I vacuum it I have ta go over it about a hundred f**kin times from ten different angles before it gets it!
an they call this progress?
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Post by purdownpoacher1 on Jul 17, 2021 11:25:20 GMT
None o th above pal, we is environmentalists up here, it’s th ‘finger’, make a hole in one sheet o loo paper, scoop any sh1te with yer finger thoroughly then hold paper tight ta yer finger an pull up to clean your finger. Saves time, money an trees. Try it an thank me later 👍 I believe this is called "the paratrooper" Not a fan myself but I am aware of this method. Thank you for your quick response, more questions to come Uggggghhh you lot are just too WEIRD ! 🤮🤮🤮🤮 WEIRD |
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Post by purdownpoacher1 on Jul 17, 2021 11:25:38 GMT
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Post by baggins on Jul 17, 2021 11:28:55 GMT
Question guys- how come I can pick up a tiny bit o paper off th carpet in 1 second but if I vacuum it I have ta go over it about a hundred f**kin times from ten different angles before it gets it! an they call this progress? Vacuum you say, what's one of them then? |
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Post by Hugh Jarsole on Jul 17, 2021 11:30:13 GMT
How th f**k did you reply to a post that doesn’t exist 😂 I originally posted "over easy here" the realised i hadn't put flipped. Deleted it to correct it and in the meantime I was asked flipped or non flipped so ended up answering a reply to a post that I deleted.. what is this ask Hugh Jarsole? |
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Post by baggins on Jul 17, 2021 11:31:03 GMT
How th f**k did you reply to a post that doesn’t exist 😂 I originally posted "over easy here" the realised i hadn't put flipped. Deleted it to correct it and in the meantime I was asked flipped or non flipped so ended up answering a reply to a post that I deleted.. what is this ask Hugh Jarsole? What's your vacuum skills like? |
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Post by gregsy on Jul 17, 2021 11:32:26 GMT
Ok , let’s settle this, which one folks? 🍳 For me it’s Over Easy (not flipped) or Sunny Side Up 👍 Over medium not flipped for me. Yep thats the one.... Runny yolk but no wobbly white.... |
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Post by baggins on Jul 17, 2021 11:39:07 GMT
Over medium not flipped for me. Yep thats the one.... Runny yolk but no wobbly white.... Been rejected a few times because of that. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2021 11:52:32 GMT
Question guys- how come I can pick up a tiny bit o paper off th carpet in 1 second but if I vacuum it I have ta go over it about a hundred f**kin times from ten different angles before it gets it! an they call this progress? Vacuum you say, what's one of them then? You may see one of your employees pushing one around occasionally. I say employees but that would mean their on the payroll so perhaps not. |
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Post by baggins on Jul 17, 2021 11:56:28 GMT
Vacuum you say, what's one of them then? You may see one of your employees pushing one around occasionally. I say employees but that would mean their on the payroll so perhaps not. Oh them. The little lady. |
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