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Post by clockendgas on Jul 15, 2021 19:36:52 GMT
How do you feel about this new sugar and salt tax BJ ? Will it effect your diet?
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 15, 2021 19:45:56 GMT
How do you feel about this new sugar and salt tax BJ ? Will it effect your diet? Boris won’t implement that pal, he likes his fatty foods like we all do. Th Sturgeon would try but Glesga would boot her inta touch faster than th Scottish National team goin out o th Euros. 😂 |
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Post by allgasandgaiters on Jul 15, 2021 20:43:20 GMT
Seeing as page 370 is “Ask Jock”, can I just ask you BJ how the predictive text works on your phone? How do all the “ths” get through?
Or are you posting all this on a Scottish language phone (or a Mac 😁?)
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 15, 2021 21:03:03 GMT
Seeing as page 370 is “Ask Jock”, can I just ask you BJ how the predictive text works on your phone? How do all the “ths” get through? Or are you posting all this on a Scottish language phone (or a Mac 😁?) Due to my dietary regime, I have to cutdown on ‘e’ numbers , as I am not prepared ta change my meals it’s my posts that take th brunt pal. 👍 |
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Post by allgasandgaiters on Jul 15, 2021 21:16:38 GMT
Seeing as page 370 is “Ask Jock”, can I just ask you BJ how the predictive text works on your phone? How do all the “ths” get through? Or are you posting all this on a Scottish language phone (or a Mac 😁?) Due to my dietary regime, I have to cutdown on ‘e’ numbers , as I am not prepared ta change my meals it’s my posts that take th brunt pal. 👍 Thank goodness you’re not considering th F-plan diet Jock. 👍 |
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Post by aghast on Jul 15, 2021 22:17:10 GMT
How do you feel about this new sugar and salt tax BJ ? Will it effect your diet? Boris won’t implement that pal, he likes his fatty foods like we all do. Th Sturgeon would try but Glesga would boot her inta touch faster than th Scottish National team goin out o th Euros. 😂 Scotland introduced the minimum 50p per unit of alcohol rule to my amazement. Of course to a man of your discerning tastes that won't affect you, because there's no way you drink cheapo large plastic bottles of cider in the park. |
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 16, 2021 21:25:20 GMT
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Post by c4h10 on Jul 16, 2021 21:30:17 GMT
👍👍👍 Blimey! Don't tell us the sight of it made you sick! |
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Post by aghast on Jul 16, 2021 21:31:28 GMT
👍👍👍 Could kill for that now. Because I have no life, I was looking on Just Eat at Glasgow takeaway menus, especially curry and kebab shops. It's a whole new world of cholesterol up there. 12 inch boxes of pretty much every type of curried and marinated meat with rice and chips and quadruple mayo for about £12. You are truly spoiled during your short but enjoyable lives north of the border. |
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Post by Hugo the Elder on Jul 16, 2021 21:41:31 GMT
👍👍👍 What will it be when it's cooked Jock? |
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Post by baggins on Jul 17, 2021 5:12:36 GMT
👍👍👍 What will it be when it's cooked Jock? Cooked dog. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2021 7:30:48 GMT
👍👍👍 That lid is as pointless as indicators on an Audi, an ashtray on a motorbike, a trophy cabinet at Rovers or a Johnnie in GGMI’s wallet. That thing was never closed! |
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Post by Gasshole on Jul 17, 2021 7:31:48 GMT
👍👍👍 Phwoar , I could do a couple of those bad boys. # $HITTINGFORAFRICA |
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Post by Hugh Jarsole on Jul 17, 2021 8:58:21 GMT
Dear ask Jock
Friends and I have questioned which one of these is correct etiquette when wiping ones arse.
A. "The Napkin" Neatly folding the paper into a rough square thereby quadrupling the three ply paper
B. "The Scrunch" a bundle of paper in a very rough ball to help get into this nooks and cranies
C. (and my personal favourite)
"The boxing glove" Maximum amount of paper, Maximum wipeage, Minimum risk of accidental contact.
Or is there a 4th option that we haven't considered?
I await your response with anticipation
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 17, 2021 9:20:04 GMT
Dear ask Jock Friends and I have questioned which one of these is correct etiquette when wiping ones arse. A. "The Napkin" Neatly folding the paper into a rough square thereby quadrupling the three ply paper B. "The Scrunch" a bundle of paper in a very rough ball to help get into this nooks and cranies C. (and my personal favourite) "The boxing glove" Maximum amount of paper, Maximum wipeage, Minimum risk of accidental contact. Or is there a 4th option that we haven't considered? I await your response with anticipation None o th above pal, we is environmentalists up here, it’s th ‘finger’, make a hole in one sheet o loo paper, scoop any sh1te with yer finger thoroughly then hold paper tight ta yer finger an pull up to clean your finger. Saves time, money an trees. Try it an thank me later 👍 |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2021 9:24:50 GMT
Dear ask Jock Friends and I have questioned which one of these is correct etiquette when wiping ones arse. A. "The Napkin" Neatly folding the paper into a rough square thereby quadrupling the three ply paper B. "The Scrunch" a bundle of paper in a very rough ball to help get into this nooks and cranies C. (and my personal favourite) "The boxing glove" Maximum amount of paper, Maximum wipeage, Minimum risk of accidental contact. Or is there a 4th option that we haven't considered? I await your response with anticipation You don’t have a bidet? Pfffffft. Peasant. |
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 17, 2021 9:30:49 GMT
Ma sister left some of her kebab meat las night, so made this 👍  |
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Post by gregsy on Jul 17, 2021 9:57:13 GMT
Well, its an improvement on the new kit....
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2021 9:57:58 GMT
Ma sister left some of her kebab meat las night, so made this 👍 Are you a thrill seeker Jock? You know the type that takes risks with their life for a buzz? It’s just that I heard jock towers is a nine minute drive from the nearest ambulance station. That’s the critical path right there. |
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Post by Big Jock on Jul 17, 2021 10:06:48 GMT
Ma sister left some of her kebab meat las night, so made this 👍 Are you a thrill seeker Jock? You know the type that takes risks with their life for a buzz? It’s just that I heard jock towers is a nine minute drive from the nearest ambulance station. That’s the critical path right there. Jock Towers philosophy: ’Dream as if yous will eat forever, Eat as if yous will die today’ |
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