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Post by gasincider on Jan 30, 2017 22:05:03 GMT
Now he has reduced the price to £1m. The pressure. Not sure I can stand it.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2017 22:07:05 GMT
If the reported £7.5 million then phenomenal business...if we spend the proceeds well as I'm sure we can. The Chimp has changed his mind...now closer to £1 m...one day I fear the Chimp will be right about something...just hope it's not today. |
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Post by gasforeverman on Jan 30, 2017 22:27:37 GMT
They look like relegation fodder. A laughing stock and filling his bank ac would surely be the only reason to go there.
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Post by gasstrictband on Jan 30, 2017 22:32:35 GMT
That Keith the chimp , should be forced at gun point ,to enter a cage holding a 500 lb silver backed male gorilla ,this magnificent specimen has had no food for 2 weeks , deprived of female company for 6 weeks . He's grumpy,he's raving mad ,he's riddled with anxiety , Keith the quivering wreck by now ,is down on his hands and knees approaching a stark raving boiling mad love machine ,Keith's mouth wide open offering it as a oral vagina ,Dajango now fully aroused his giant member now enters the forbidden zone , chipping and breaking Keith's teeth ,Keith the chimp is now desperate gasping for breath , Dajango,s throat burner is playing the 1812 overture on his to tonsils , rupturing his throat box rendering Keith the chimp a mute
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2017 22:39:54 GMT
That Keith the chimp , should be forced at gun point ,to enter a cage holding a 500 lb silver backed male gorilla ,this magnificent specimen has had no food for 2 weeks , deprived of female company for 6 weeks . He's grumpy,he's raving mad ,he's riddled with anxiety , Keith the quivering wreck by now ,is down on his hands and knees approaching a stark raving boiling mad love machine ,Keith's mouth wide open offering it as a oral vagina ,Dajango now fully aroused his giant member now enters the forbidden zone , chipping and breaking Keith's teeth ,Keith the chimp is now desperate gasping for breath , Dajango,s throat burner is playing the 1812 overture on his to tonsils , rupturing his throat box rendering Keith the chimp a mute I was thinking something very similar but didn't like to say...do you think it could be arranged? |
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Post by warehamgas on Jan 30, 2017 22:46:16 GMT
Who will have the biggest melt down, us or them! Signing an unproven ex forest green rovers reserve player to keep them in the championship? We all know how good he is and will be gutted to see him go. Not irreplaceable though. Yes, pretty much as I see it. Hope he stays but he is good and we will have this speculation every window until he does go! But no player is irreplaceable whoever they are. And if he goes at the right price.....and £300,000 isn't the right price! UTG! |
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Post by lympstonegas on Jan 30, 2017 23:05:13 GMT
He's not going anywhere - just look forward to tomorrow now - Sheffield Wednesday putting another nail in their sad coffin
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Post by gasstrictband on Jan 30, 2017 23:09:53 GMT
I'd rather jump off the suspension bridge with lead boots on , eating a Nobby cheese sandwich , than my boy ,my hero ,my Matty , going over to the red tossers
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Post by paulpirate on Jan 30, 2017 23:29:31 GMT
That Keith the chimp , should be forced at gun point ,to enter a cage holding a 500 lb silver backed male gorilla ,this magnificent specimen has had no food for 2 weeks , deprived of female company for 6 weeks . He's grumpy,he's raving mad ,he's riddled with anxiety , Keith the quivering wreck by now ,is down on his hands and knees approaching a stark raving boiling mad love machine ,Keith's mouth wide open offering it as a oral vagina ,Dajango now fully aroused his giant member now enters the forbidden zone , chipping and breaking Keith's teeth ,Keith the chimp is now desperate gasping for breath , Dajango,s throat burner is playing the 1812 overture on his to tonsils , rupturing his throat box rendering Keith the chimp a mute do you not like Keith |
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Post by Strange Gas on Jan 30, 2017 23:59:31 GMT
I wonder what happens if you put a chimp in front of twitter. I guess at some point his random key strokes will be right and make sense. You never know when though
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Post by Gastroenteritis on Jan 31, 2017 0:22:49 GMT
Some guy on gas appreciation is convinced he's going to the sh**, now I don't normally believe random people but he's seems pretty convinced, so much so he's getting a Little irate. Also appearently betting has been suspended. Can anyone confirm this?. If this turns out to be true i think I might cry a little and I haven't cried since Southgate missed his pen in Euro 96.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 31, 2017 1:35:26 GMT
That Keith the chimp , should be forced at gun point ,to enter a cage holding a 500 lb silver backed male gorilla ,this magnificent specimen has had no food for 2 weeks , deprived of female company for 6 weeks . He's grumpy,he's raving mad ,he's riddled with anxiety , Keith the quivering wreck by now ,is down on his hands and knees approaching a stark raving boiling mad love machine ,Keith's mouth wide open offering it as a oral vagina ,Dajango now fully aroused his giant member now enters the forbidden zone , chipping and breaking Keith's teeth ,Keith the chimp is now desperate gasping for breath , Dajango,s throat burner is playing the 1812 overture on his to tonsils , rupturing his throat box rendering Keith the chimp a mute I can see Bolders applying for the role of Dajango. |
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Post by syg on Jan 31, 2017 3:22:45 GMT
Any chance of a ban on Keith chimp being mentioned on here by the mods?
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Post by blueblood1883 on Jan 31, 2017 4:17:25 GMT
And a little message to the scummy obsessive little barstewards from one turd currently reading this.. F**k off you right horrible lady gardens... That is all!
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Post by Captain Jayho on Jan 31, 2017 4:44:25 GMT
Any chance of a ban on Keith chimp being mentioned on here by the mods? I don't know about that. Once you recognise that The Real Chief Gimp works on the premise that if he takes enough guesses at something then there's a small chance he'll eventually get something right then it's actually quite amusing following his ramblings. |
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Post by Marshy on Jan 31, 2017 4:55:01 GMT
Tbh. I would rather he cut off his own foot with a blunt rusty spoon than go to c*ty. I'd rather we lost him to Ebola than those lady gardens. Yeah me too, by the way what league do Ebola play in these days? |
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Post by Marshy on Jan 31, 2017 5:01:36 GMT
Any chance of a ban on Keith chimp being mentioned on here by the mods? I think that seems a bit harsh syg? Why don't we just go for public castration in the centre circle @ half time during our next home game? We could hang him oh no sorry we're not Hartlepool. |
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Post by BishopstonBRFC on Jan 31, 2017 6:42:04 GMT
Chimp on Twitter is saying done deal Funny apparently he was saying earlier it wasn't going to happen. So the bloke has changed his nonsense during the day and yet still people take note. I really can't understand why people even follow that bell end on Twitter. |
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Post by gasandelectricity on Jan 31, 2017 7:21:04 GMT
Any chance of a ban on Keith chimp being mentioned on here by the mods? Or an autocorrect explaining how he's an idiot and the poster has been fooled. That said you know as soon as someone mentions chimp that's where outrageous rumours have originated from |
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Post by rovers5charlton5 on Jan 31, 2017 7:40:17 GMT
I don't know if Matty will see this, he may bit read the forums, but don't go to the dark side.
We'll never forgive you, and they'll never truly accept you.
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