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Post by Cantankerous Gas on Aug 19, 2015 20:41:07 GMT
Q. What's the difference between Bristol City and Amanda Holden? A. Amanda Holden has two points!  |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 20:51:23 GMT
Q. What's the difference between Bristol City and Amanda Holden? A. Amanda Holden has two points! Tasty |
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Post by aghast on Aug 19, 2015 21:55:03 GMT
I would, if she asked me nicely.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 21:57:48 GMT
I would let that wriggle about on top of me.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2015 22:20:58 GMT
but can she cook a decent breakfast?
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Post by miamigas on Aug 19, 2015 22:35:15 GMT
I'm just going to sit on the toilet for five minutes.......UTG!
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Post by scoobydoogas on Aug 19, 2015 22:47:32 GMT
Feckin hell. I could get 15 years for what I'm thinking right now.
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Post by miamigas on Aug 19, 2015 23:03:53 GMT
The shape of a women..........effin' PERFECTION
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Post by Gasshole on Aug 20, 2015 4:03:10 GMT
Q. What's the difference between Bristol City and Amanda Holden? A. Amanda Holden has two points! Bravo Amanda, Bravo Im off to the attic to find my old teddy bear |
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Post by turdburger on Aug 20, 2015 5:47:11 GMT
Id let her fart in my mouth
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Post by Gasshole on Aug 20, 2015 7:31:06 GMT
Mods please remove this thread as its not rovers related, then drag me outside and kick the sh1t out of me
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 20, 2015 7:56:02 GMT
FFS some of yees is easily pleased be like shagging yer gran i reckin f**k that, even her back door would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway the amount of cock shes had getting hersel famous
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Post by Gas4life!!! on Aug 20, 2015 9:47:45 GMT
Q. What's the difference between Bristol City and Amanda Holden? A. Amanda Holden has two points! Oh go on then i would just so she could boast to her mates shes had me  |
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Post by Henbury Gas on Aug 20, 2015 11:04:14 GMT
F FS some of yees is easily pleased be like shagging yer gran i reckin f**k that, even her back door would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway the amount of main sail shes had getting hersel famousTranslation available please ? |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2015 11:57:19 GMT
She can have my point too if she wants.
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Post by wrongsideoftheriver on Aug 20, 2015 12:51:06 GMT
Ive got a spare 2 minutes.
Get ready for 4 inches and 20 stone!
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Post by Big Jock on Aug 20, 2015 12:52:20 GMT
Wits all this manufactured nipple feckin rubbish about anyways wouldnae ave seen me old maw wearing that crap! She had a proper pair of bristol's on er she dinnae need any fake rubbish and r da liked em just as they were
Talking of me maw and da i remember taking a burd home fur the first time to meet em both.
I walks in the the front room sheepishly and says, "This is Amanda."
The old fella spits his battenburg across the room jumps up and shouts. "It's a chuffking what?"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2015 13:04:41 GMT
Amanda Holden - I think the phrase I would use would include the line, "until my hip bones turned to dust" !
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Post by gaelgas on Aug 20, 2015 13:23:45 GMT
Wits all this manufactured nipple feckin rubbish about anyways wouldnae ave seen me old maw wearing that crap! She had a proper pair of bristol's on er she dinnae need any fake rubbish and r da liked em just as they were Talking of me maw and da i remember taking a burd home fur the first time to meet em both. I walks in the the front room sheepishly and says, "This is Amanda." The old fella spits his battenburg across the room jumps up and shouts. "It's a chuffking what?" By the way Big Jock, or can we call you BJ, did you know? |
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Post by wrongsideoftheriver on Aug 20, 2015 14:07:06 GMT
Sorry big jock I cant read a feking word you're attempting to write.
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